Man In White Dress

and I said LORD YOU OWE ME NOTHING. BUT your a friendly little critter.

And then I became an alien from Planet Zebra. A re-occurring nightmare. Because the planet, it’s either black or white, black or white. Nothings grey, Here! HA! HA! HA! black or white baby. Which one do you want?!

Baby: I don’t want either. I just want Jesus.

LORD: Fine you could have Jesus! When you fall asleep.

NERD: That’s soooo funny. Can I sleep with you guys?

LORD and BABY: No your tooo nerdy. WAY toooo nerdy. And your conversational timing is way off.

Oh but those hairy armpits. They’re for real. Aren’t they?

And oh on your marks get set. Go, go away from me you freak a saur.