Photo by Rob Ruiz to see more of his work go to: http://roby.aminus3.com/

We stand tall, ready for any wacky business. Does anybody have any wacky business from the seventh dimension?
Hello wacky Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Mans. Hows it be?

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The Mighty Vengeance of the Earwax Watermen! PART 1

Recap, the employers at Earwax throw a bucket of water on us every time we street perform at their corner.  At first it was funny, but then it got awkward when an employer threatened us with mace.  So we decided to make a move by having friends stop the employer from splashing us from water.  And as a finale, we would splash colored graffiti on their head.  Read Part 1. Check out Part 2.  WATCH THE MOVEMENT UNFOLD THROUGH VIDEO, PHOTOGRAPHY, SOUND AND PERFORMANCE.

We are also posted in the Gothamist as

Bedford Clowns Confront Earwax Employees

and Gowanus Lounge as

Bedford Dancer vs. Earwax Records War Brewing in Burg?

MEANWHILE THIS IS PART 2

DVCAM: Trey Parker

FOOLS: Lyssette Horne, Marrisa Mickelberg, Matthew Silver

CIRCUS ENTOURAGE: The Earwax Watermen are now called the DOUCHE BAG WORKERS

Decisions were made, thoughts were confusing. Mr. Chicken Nuts was hesitant about Miss Petunia Teakettle’s decision to hire body guards to block the watermen’s water attack.

Mr. Chicken Nuts, “Attack? You mean karma.”

Miss Petunia Teakettle, “Karma up my but, ha, ha, ha!”

Chicken Nuts, ” Ha, Ha, Ha, you always make jokes. Potatoes are better than karma anyway.”

Miss Petunia Teakettle, “Hush, no religion tutti-frutti, no religion tutti-frutti.”

Chicken Nuts, “That’s not religion, that’s your momma.”

So it was set, ready, and go. And we went, like never before!!!!!!!!!!

Say hello to Wack Job and Murphy

The plan was simple, Wack Job and Murphy would be in front of Earwax to block the waterman’s every rubber chicken excuse for being a man in the third dimension, and Petunia Teakettle would throw a bucket of sparkling colorful graffiti to toss on their heads. Of course Chicken Nuts was still chicken. I mean we were thinking this might make things colorful, with rainbow sprinkles on top. And there they were, consuming every last sprinkle. the humans. Hello again.

That’s you, me and all the chickens all over the world. So lets UNCOVER THIS MYSTERY —– Should we let you unwrap these Woodland Creatures like the Fine ARTS tar, tar?  No lets give you everything YOU ASKED for and MoRe.

EARWAX WATERMEN ARE ACTUALLY DOUCHE BAG WORKERS WITH POIN-DEXTER SMILES AND THE MYSTERY UNFOLDS WITH LOVE

Let me set this clip up. First of all “all you need is love” and that was what the Beatles Said back in the days. But forget about that stuff, lets go to the Clip Beeeeeeeeeeee. You can see there are scary things happening here. Notice the enlarged person in this VID. Why is he enlarged?

He’s enlarged to show You how big he can really get.  MEET THE DOUCHE BAG WORKER.

Any ways How’s life? Well life is good, can’t complain except for these DOUCHE BAG WORKERS, they have too many noodles. Basically in this clip: Wack Job and Murphy stand guard, block the douche bag worker, Petunia Teakettle throws rainbow sprinkles on top.

STRANGE DENIAL, BUT NOT REALLY BECAUSE I LOVE THE DOUCHE BAG WORKERS

The police have just entered the situation. What ya gonna do, Knarf?

Marmalade tells Chicken Nuts, “I think Earwax is going to press charges”.

Chicken Nuts is like, “Wacka, Wacka, Wacka, Wacka you’ll never know.” Also in this clip you’ll be able to understand a few more mysterious things about Petunia Teakettle. Oh wow she’s soooooo mysterious. Marmalade says, “Well I wish we could all be friends again.” Chicken Nuts and Petunia Teakettle, “What you talking about? I need to eat more plenty GOOD to be friends again.” All three of us have a great big laugh, ” Ha! Ha! Ha!”

THE WHITE HAT WEARING OWNER AND THE POLICE, POLICE, POLICE, POLICE LOVE.

“Ha! Ha! Ha!” YOU KNOW what, Hello again. Excuse me, this guy, the White Hat Owner is like to Mr. Chicken Nuts, “What you doing here, what’s your problem, look at all this funny stuff, you think you’re funny, well wacka, wacka let me tell you whats funny, You’re never allowed in Earwax ever again!”

Mr. Chicken Nuts was like, “I’ve never been in your store anyways, so talk to the hand because it speaks Spanish”. And then Chicken Nuts started to cry.

I see myself a fool.  He smells foolishly delicious.

White Hat Co-Owner and Black Hat Co-Owner talk it out with the woMAN.  While bcfools spin around in circles.

NYPD here to stay, blink your light bright, come out and play.

White hat owner, bcfools, and cops together at last.

Mr. Chicken Nuts is sad, confused, excited, dazzled, you can hear him, bucking away. We continue to dance anyhay. The police car quietly parks near us. The Bcfools spin in around in circles, While the White Hat Man and the Black Hat Man have a long conversation with the cops.

Any HOOOsers thats the end of that. Nobody gets arrested, the police, ” say dance away you bcfools!  and then lets all dance, laugh, have fun, make merry, sing, play games. Be at Peace.  PEACE PEACE PEACE PEACE.  THANK YOU for peace.

Photo by Rob Ruiz to see more of his work go to: http://roby.aminus3.com/

UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN. WHO WILL BE THE BIGGEST FOOL?  Your mom?  Your underwear?  Your wacka wacka? I don’t know.