Man In White Dress

Why yes I’m a Genuine clown. Sometimes I eat bagels.

FOOLS: MATTHEW SILVER, MARISSA MICKELBERG

DV CAM: CHRISTOPHER GRAHAM, WHITNEY THOMPSON

PHOTOGRAPHY: LARRY AUERBACH

Petunia Teakettle VS. Chicken Nuts

Surprise Petunia Teakettle, Mr Chicken Nuts is dancing by himself. Miss Teakettle comes from no where to sing a song about duckies. The little dog barks. Nancy the Dancer has to eat pizza. Pizzas make circles. And Here we are again stuck in the world of circles.

I can count to five.

And I can count to ten.

SPINNING INTO OBLIVION

Petunia Teakettle accidentally gets stuck in oblivion. She ends up in the abyss; luckily there is love in the abyss written by Cher. Before you know it, love is all there is. Don’t go crazy it’s only a hand, give us a hand!

And by the way, the next time you spin into oblivion, I’ll give you one of these green fists of FURY!

I feel Hollywood!!!!!!!!!! Maybe tomorrow, maybe I’ll eat it tomorrow.

BAGS BAGS BAGS

Leave it to Miss Teakettle to teach us how to carry bags. Everyday for the rest of our lives hip hip horay.

BAGS! BAGS! BAGS! RABBITS DIALING TELEPHONE NOW!

I Need a role in this society. Please give me a role?

You want a role. Believe in HOLLYWOOD! It’s the only way!

Oh your soooo right! Your a doll honey. A TRUE DOLL!

Mr. Big Stuff meet Mr. Small Potato Stuff

We argue but as soon as we hear Mr. Big Stuff, we’re on it like money and fried pudding. Bill Cosby loves his JELLO.

I’m Mr. Big STUFF potatoes and I GOT SOUR CREAM, PICKLES, AND CHEESE WHIZ!!!

Minny just thinks this is all crazy! And so do her friends.

THE BEDFORD CIRCUS OF FOOLS EVERYDAY! EVERYDAY! EVERYDAY!

One day it was raining outside and I thought, yes I thought, What did you thought. Thought, thought, thought, everyday, in major ways.

Bring it home, and put a little Shabot Shalom in the sour cream and mash potatoes I just found upstairs.

Ha! Ha! Ha! You guys are all right, now I just have to go to get a massage from the zoo keeper. His name is Ralph.

PETUNIA TEAKETTLE YOU’RE SO CRAZY!

She sweeps the streets zoned out, flips out almost immediately. Day and Night, they’re like opposites, apples and oranges, I learned that from the New School. Well learn this, people are watching you from the other side of the street and they just think we’re actors. Just Actors!

I went to crazy school back in 1977. It was a DANDY BLAST!

Petunia Teakettle this is the BEST CRAZY SCHOOL THERE IS! And I want a 100 percent to eat.

Left confused in shambles the BCfools crew had a lot to think about. So to make thinking easier they made a part 2, 3, 4, and INVISIBLE MEN!!!!!!!!!!