B C fools

Praise, certainty,it’s like really cool!

FOOLS: Lyssette Horne, Marissa Mickelberg, Matthew Silver, Anne Zuerner

CIRCUS ENTOURAGE: Phyllis One, Eric the Inner Child, Long Haired Hippy John, The Earwax Watermen

NEW CIRCUS ENTOURAGE: Larry the Inspirer, Andy the Loud Mouth, Mr. Impromptu, Joey the Great, Bruno the twizzler

DV CAM: Whitney Thompson

1ST PHOTGRAPHER: Mindy Kaplan you can look at her work at -
http://www.mindykaplan.com
http://www.flickr.com/photos/silkylemur

GUILTY FOR WEARING BOXER SHORTooooons

Court in session, BCfools are in charge! The first person to court is a PERVERT who is turned on by the touch of Marmalade. He is put on trial for his sexual slither. Petunia claims herself the judge of the court. “This Man!, she states, “Guilty for everything!” Are you guilty of thinking, well Petunia Teakettle says you are. The man ignores his charges and does a handstand. Everybody says he’s clear of all charges except Chicken Nuts, he says, “STILL GUILTY!!” A local watches through his window in disappointment. The man ends by saying I will now go home to my dreary existence! Poor Man! Join us anyway, frolic away!

Hardy, Har, Har! You’re all guilty like potatoes CREAM CHEESE! And chicken soup!!!

My name is Petunia and y’all guilty like hot potatoes. Tomorrow y’all be tomatoes.

My humble dreary existence is all I have left. Leave me alone, like today because I need a potato to cry on. Meet potential new circus entourage character, Andy the LOUD MOUTH. What have you? Anything? Noodles? Spaghetti?

THE HEART IS GUILTY OF LOVE

We put more people on trial! One guy for having a haircut! He shouts not guilty for his life. Miss Teakettle inspects his hair. He passes inspection and is cleared of all charges. Chicken Nuts puts the heart on trial and shouts, “The heart is guilty of love!” Teakettle, Marmalade, and Purple Antennae are distraught. Chicken Nuts throws the heart away in the trash. Miss Teakettle says, “NO! The heart goes on and on!” Poor Mr. Chicken Nuts only copies those words and runs around in circles. Teakettle sings the famous song from Titanic! “Near Far wherever you are!” Marmalade hides herself with a piece of cardboard in sadness. Chicken nuts dances in front of the audience, but no music is playing because the stereo is gone.

Your hair is hairy! But I see no haircut. I see invisible fairy dust.

That’s right! The heart is guilty of love! In the trash, baby.

The heart isn’t guilty of love. It’s guilty of nothing, nada, zilch, zero, and counter fit money.

I’m in shame. I can’t see anything. I’ve lost my eyesight! Chicken Nuts how dear you.

Did you like the show? This stereo is amazing, it plays imaginary music. Can’t you Hear it!

MOVING ON UP CHANT:

It’s crazy a pedestrian says as he attempts to take pictures on his cellphone. The troupe gets into a trance. It’s called moving on up, for what reasons I don’t know. Marmalade just holds up a sign that says Blind Sleeper. Could it be that were all blindly sleeping our lives away. A pedestrian from the other side of the street starts copying Chicken Nuts and his movements. Purple antennaes ends the chant with, “We’re moving ALREADY!” Water is splashed on Miss Teakettle for being a foolish fool! We find out there is an alligator ready to attack us. We use the snake to defend us, but it is unsuccessful, because chicken nuts attacks it. Petunia shouts that the Alligator is coming for You! everybody screams and runs away. A fan says we’re great!

The heart will protect us or not? The power is your most pleasant imaginary friend.

What you guys chanting about? Can’t you see I’m eating, wacka, wacka food. The purest there is, Ha, Ha, Ha!

GET OUT OF THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET ERIC!

Special appearance Eric the Inner child, makes his presence and plays with us. He waves around the toy chain and yells careful! There’s a large honk! We all shout careful and walk into the middle of the street. Someone yells get out of the road. We all walk to the sidewalk. Careful!

Eric do you wish to enter the land of the FOOOOOOOOLSSSS? Why certainly. Me and all my imaginary friends. Not including laughing Lenny though.

COVER YOUR HEAD

Cover your head. A number 3 and half hit from the song factory of Petunia Teakettle. Very abstract and strange. Purple Antennae’s literally starts covering peoples heads. A woman with her baby and husband join in and connect with us.

Chicken Nuts is trying prove that egg ate the chicken back 1962 and it was a messy affair.

ERIC TRIES TO INCORPORATE THE BCFOOLS INTO HIS GAME OF IMAGINARY MADNESS WHILE A BABY IS CRAWLING ON THE SIDEWALK

Eric first attacks Purple Antennae, then Marmalade with the Red giant hand. He slaps her hard in the face. When Eric goes for Miss Teakettle, she takes the hand away from him and shouts, “This is Crazy, Get that out of here!” A baby starts crawling on the sidewalk. Chicken Nuts starts hitting Petunia with the red heart. She’s able to slip the toy piano to the baby who is held by her mother. Whitney interviews Eric, he traps Petunia with a hula hoop, then Purple Antennae’s and finally Marmalade. He is too scared of Chicken Nuts. The mother gets up and leaves her baby on the sidewalk, it’s almost as if the sidewalk has become a child’s pen. She picks up her baby up before he manages to crawl far away. Bcfools make their way across the street and start laughing, who knows what? Maybe left over food, people watch.

I love playing that toy piano. It’s like magic. Miss Teakettle your not the only one that can do Impromptu.

MARMALADE WONDERS ABOUT

Is she confused, dazed, curious, shy. It’s quite possible she could be all those things at once. Wowsers, she wonders mysteriously on the street dodging the pedestrians.

THE INTERNET IS ALWAYS ON

Petunia Teakettle did it again, another classic. She thinks she’s the internet. You know what I think? Matzah ball soup and Chicken lo mein. Together the Bcfools make an internet machine. Slowly we all become tangled up. People watch us and take pictures, perhaps they like the internet. Teakettle sings, “I am the internet, I’m always on, always on, always on, when you get tangled up with me, get tangled up with me, If you hook up with the internet too long because I’m always on, you get weird, your mom gets weird!” Marmalade, Chicken Nuts, and Purple Antenna sing chorus. Marmalade chants, “Raise your hands if you appreciate the Myspace!” She gets two people to raise their hand, she sounds very aggressive. Miss Teakettle connects to the internet with her giant I-phone and goes haywire. It really get to us all.

Four people take pictures but why, it’s just the internet. Is it that interesting?

Yes, look at this! Marmalade knows what’s up. The Internet it’s always on, in the morning, during the time we make bacon and eggs and cottage cheese.

Who here doesn’t believe in the internet. Your mother, your brother, your highly fortunate sister!

Daddy why is the internet so crazy? It doesn’t talk does it? Daughter it talks! It walks! It makes little children that walk backwards.